If dealing with your own poo sends shivers down your spine, especially after last nights vindaloo, then this job certainly isn't for you. Actually, it probably isn't for most people, however much they like their own 'samples'.
Being a Sewage Inspector isn't for the faint hearted, or indeed those with over active smell senses.
Apparently, you do get used o the smell, but is that really a good thing? I doubt that, I certainly haven't got used to some of my smells, so how someone gets used to this is beyond me. Not only does it stink, but you are knee high in other people's shit. Don't lose your balance and fall over, you might choke on a dung ball!
What could be worse? Well, how about rats, dirty, great big rats. Carrying guns. OK, so they don't carry guns, but they do carry diseases. And they have big tails, which just look nasty.
So while you're on all fours looking for cracked pipes (that's cracked pipes, not crack pipes! I haven't found that job advert yet.), you can rue the day you told the career advisor to go and get a real job, just like you did.
God only knows what happens when your son asks to join you on work experience!
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